Back From The Dead!

Or perhaps, back from relative obscurity, Frostilicus Enterprises presents: The Daily E-Blah!

History:

Started in late 1997 by an individual who shall remain nameless, The Daily Blah brought many a chuckle to it's small, but dedicated fanbase, who looked forward to each issue. After printing it's last issue in 1999, The Daily Blah faded into relative obscurity, mostly only a memory, but somewhere electronically, has one the means to actually extract the bloody files :P.

The concept of The Daily Blah is now in the works of being resurrected as a periodical E-zine, and the hopes are to re-create and extend it's former wackiness, for which it was known and loved a decade ago. The current editor was struck on the noggin with a coconut, and they had a vision that would bring The Daily Blah back from the past and onto your PC screen.

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Staff:

While the staff of what used to be The Daily Blah have long since moved on (they're either sunning themselves on a beach in the Caribbean or propping up a bar somewhere in Texas), The current editor was one of the magazine's biggest contributors, now working under an assumed alias. The team now consists of a top-rate team of spider monkey journalists, working out of Panama on brand new coconut-shell laptops that probably fell off the back of a passing buffalo. (Or whatever large laptop carrying animals reside in Panama.. Don't ask me, I've never been there!) Plus we get articles from passing nomads who just want their 15 minutes of fame... These people *shakes head*... you'd be surprised at some of the crap we reject!

Frostilicus Frost (Editor in Chief, General Articles and random stuff)

Frostilicus has been writing bits and pieces of strange rants and articles for the past few years, and has agreed to be Editor in Chief of this new, revamped venture. Granted, Frost isn't getting paid (who does in the art world, anyway), and has agreed to do this because there's not much else better to do, dammit.

Valo Schwarz (Music editor and self-confessed film geek)

Valo has agreed to submit reviews and the latest music charts, in return for free coffee and danish. While Valo's background is a little shady, he is known to enjoy frog-tossing and the occasional dip in the pool.

Dr Derwent Parker (Resident Psychology expert, social comment and dancing girls)

Dr Parker has 10 years experience in the field of psychology, and has graciously agreed to write us some articles on how to make life more liveable in this hustle and bustle world that we live in. In her spare time, Dr Parker enjoys reading, long walks on the beach, and candlelight dinners... not that she's shopping for a date or anything...

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That's it for now, folks. We are busy compiling the first issue, and will have it up here as soon as monkeyishly possible. Stay Tuned!

Love and cookies,

Frostilicus Frost
Editor In Chief